Urban Dictionary: Brotherzone

brotherzone

The place where guys go after they die in the friendzone. This is an inescapable level of Hell, as she will treat you like a brother from now on.

Guy 1: So, how did it go?
Guy 2: She told me she couldn't date me because I was like a brother to her.
Guy1: The brotherzone? Harsh dude. Did you tell her how you feel?

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Another one from the urban dictionary

harassenger

A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.

Guy riding shotgun: "Could you slow down a little? We're dangerously close to exceeding the speed limit by 5 mph." 
Driver: "Quit being such a harassenger."

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New game: Urban Dictionary

I'm really an illustrator, in the sense that I need a challenge, an assignment, an idea to draw… I'm not really good at sitting down and draw just because-  I've been enjoying illustrating my absurd shopping lists (see link under "labels" column), but I end up drawing lots of groceries, due to the nature of the idea-
In order to get out of my comfort zone and trying new things, I'm now doing quick sketches from the Urban Dictionary (as long as they are SFW, PG and not offensive)…

Here's one from May 12: First World Hungry

First World Hungry

When you have plenty of food to keep you well nourished, but you gluttonously want or desire more than you need. To "feel" hungry even though you ate today. As defined by Louis C.K. on March 29, 2014.

"I am first world hungry, I would like a donut." --Louis C.K.

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It has been a long time...

…since I've posted one of my shopping lists… (today: milk, apples & rice)

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Playing with Spoonflower

I'd like to make more patterns and repeats- Just starting to play- I'm entering this image into the "Terrarium" Spoonflower contest, if you like it, vote for it!  Thank you!

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Illustration Friday- Vanity

A peacock taking a selfie...

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